Sister Profiles

FP Sister Raven B'Yotch
aka Fish Clown

Barry (Founder/Abbess)

"It's a big place. Have a seat."

She's serving you pageant clown fish realness on a platter every night. Her name may be Raven B'Yotch, but her heart is that of gold. There are no words to describe how much love she has for the community.

FP Sister Bea Yerself

Bryan (MoN)

"Be yourself, Love yourself."

Life has taught this good Sister many lessons, but the number one lesson is: life is too short to live as anything less than your authentic self. Her heart beats with love for the community, and a desire to see everyone be proud of who they are.

FP Sister Tara Ryze

Gary (Coins)


This sister bounces around like an energetic bunny, but has a heart of gold. A selfless caregiver who puts the needs of others before her own, all while still having fun.

FP Sister Shae D'Queen
aka Anita Seat

Ryan (Founder)

"It's for us."

She may be a nun, but her name explains it all! The shade from her tea tree will get you right together! Don't be fooled though, the shade is cold but her love for the community is genuine and warm.

FP Guard Shawn McAukauff

Joe (Founder/MAL)

"Not my circus. Not my monkeys."

Master of the Guard and apparently web designer for the group and seamstress and driver.

FP Guard Señor Vato Lobo
(Mr Wolf Dude in English)

Alejandro (Secretary)

"No shame in my game."

This werewolf turned Guard is serving you feral beast realness! But don't let his scary look fool you, he is as cuddly as a puppy. He strives to show the community not to fear being yourself, and to let your inner beast out to play every now and then.

Nv. Sister Constance Chaos


"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

This good Sister is a mama bear of two teen Titans, hence the lunacy and chaos. Her dark sense of humor will lighten your day and she'll give to all that she can.

Nv. Sister Rainbow B'Yotch


"This Jersey Girl is full of passion, fire and love, I don't have a bridle on my tongue."

Wife/mother/advocate for all that need to be heard, respected and loved. I will fight until the day I die for equality for everyone because we all deserve it! I will say what others think!

Postulant Sister Byanka Bangsum


Fp. Guard Dr. Strangelove

Aaron Clevenger (Founder)

"I'm glad I brought my library card, 'cause I’m checking you out!!!"

This Guard's eyes are everywhere – be it keeping an eye on his fellow sisters, or looking for some Strange... love... of the Daddy persuasion. His love of a good flirt is always on his mind, but the love for his sisters and the community trumps all else. This shy quiet type is not to be taken for granted. He can be a good friend and a loyal guard - A teddy bear behind a gruff, often strange, appearance. Woofs and Grrrs noted and appreciated.

FP Sister Donna Tellame
aka Bulldonna

Michael (Founder)

"I'm from the military."

This twisted sister will be sure to have you on your ass with her snarky, quick, witted comments. She's a no nonsense kinda gal. Her dedication to the community has gained her respect among her peers. She protects the guards, after all, she was in the military.