Sister Profiles

FP Sister Raven B'Yotch aka Fish Clown

Barry (Founder/Abbess)

"It's a big place. Have a seat."

She's serving you pageant clown fish realness on a platter every night. Her name may be Raven B'Yotch, but her heart is that of gold. There are no words to describe how much love she has for the community.

FP Sister Shae D'Queen aka Anita Seat

Ryan (Founder/MoN)

"It's for us."

She may be a nun, but her name explains it all! The shade from her tea tree will get you right together! Don't be fooled though, the shade is cold but her love for the community is genuine and warm.

FP Sister Donna Tellame aka Bulldonna

Michael (Founder/Coins)

"I'm from the military."

This twisted sister will be sure to have you on your ass with her snarky, quick, witted comments. She's a no nonsense kinda gal. Her dedication to the community has gained her respect among her peers. She protects the guards, after all, she was in the military.

FP Guard Herb Eltas Nappin

Joe (Founder/Secretary)

"Not my circus. Not my monkeys."

Master of the Guard and apparently web designer for the group and seamstress and driver.

FP Sister Tara Ryze

Gary (Member At Large)


This sister bounces around like an energetic bunny, but has a heart of gold. A selfless caregiver who puts the needs of others before her own, all while still having fun.

Postulant Sister Esther Terrestrial


"Love is the Law."

A heart so cold it burns with love this trans Jewitch pussy cat can barely get out of her garden but when she does she is giving her time and heart to LGBTQ Outreach.

Postulant Sister Constance Chaos


"Buy the ticket, take the ride."

This good Sister is a mama bear of two teen Titans, hence the lunacy and chaos. Her dark sense of humor will lighten your day and she'll give to all that she can.

Postulant Sister Bea Yerself


"Be yourself, Love yourself."

Life has taught this good Sister many lessons, but the number one lesson is: life is too short to live as anything less than your authentic self. Her heart beats with love for the community, and a desire to see everyone be proud of who they are.

Postulant Sister Rainbow B'Yotch


"This Jersey Girl is full of passion, fire and love, I don't have a bridle on my tongue."

Wife/mother/advocate for all that need to be heard, respected and loved. I will fight until the day I die for equality for everyone because we all deserve it! I will say what others think!